I met a man who once told me he was able to travel forwards in time by crip walking on the day Mercury goes into retrograde. Does anyone here know the specific way to crip walk? He said it's a version that is only taught by the OG's.
prepare yourself by dressing totally in royal blue, save for a plain white tshirt underneath a button up. a bandana wrapped in durag style about your crown is absolutely necessary. gold chain is optional but i recommend it. take one 40 ounce of malt liquor (any gas station brand will do) and a pack of coconut swisher (MUST BE COCONUT) to your local housing project. find a crossroad situated in the middle of the housing project and wait. if your offering is accepted, you will be approved by an OG crip walk Master. offer them your gifts. you will then be given the option of: sexed in, beat in, or initiation murder. choose wisely. two will show weakness and you'll amount to nothing more than a lackie, and the master levels of this cult will be forever closed off to you. you must be in this for the long haul, the secret and highly guarded information of OG time travel crip walking will not be just handed to you. initiates take thair whole lives to achieve the worthiness. but if you get there, to that point, time will not matter to you, as you will be able to crip walk your way throughout the dimensions and select whatever time suits your whim. god speed anon.