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I met a man who once told me he was able to travel forwards in time by crip walking on the day Mercury goes into retrograde. Does anyone here know the specific way to crip walk? He said it's a version that is only taught by the OG's.

prepare yourself by dressing totally in royal blue, save for a plain white tshirt underneath a button up. a bandana wrapped in durag style about your crown is absolutely necessary. gold chain is optional but i recommend it. take one 40 ounce of malt liquor (any gas station brand will do) and a pack of coconut swisher (MUST BE COCONUT) to your local housing project. find a crossroad situated in the middle of the housing project and wait. if your offering is accepted, you will be approved by an OG crip walk Master. offer them your gifts. you will then be given the option of: sexed in, beat in, or initiation murder. choose wisely. two will show weakness and you'll amount to nothing more than a lackie, and the master levels of this cult will be forever closed off to you. you must be in this for the long haul, the secret and highly guarded information of OG time travel crip walking will not be just handed to you. initiates take thair whole lives to achieve the worthiness. but if you get there, to that point, time will not matter to you, as you will be able to crip walk your way throughout the dimensions and select whatever time suits your whim. god speed anon.

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Truly one of the funniest things Ive come across, laugh out loud everytime i read it  :D negromancy/black magic...
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Interdimensional cripwalking was perfected and finessed by the Detroit based Surenio crip set, starting in 1988, who perfected the moves needed to open up gateways to further dimensions beyond those already accessed by the west coast OGs in the 70s. Fuelled by the deepest of the deep sounds emerging at the time in the Detroit techno scene, they upped the tempo and range of their c-walk, intoning deep sub-perceptible solfeggio frequencies in the basslines which they synchronized with their ancient tribal negro genetic memories of ancient ritualistic dances used to open netherportals in antedivulian sub-saharan africa in the time before the nephilim and annunakki. You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

Further finessing was needed as PCP or 'angel dust' entered the scene, causing negros to travel to rather unpleasant realms. Upon seeing incomprehensible monstrosities, several mishaps happened, portals were opened that shouldn't have been and so on, i.e. the case of the dog-woman of Watts, and Big Lurch's meeting with certain malevolent factions of Sirians causing total degradation of his already chemically lesioned brain and culminating with him eating his roommate. The genii behind Drexciya were successful in accessing subaquatic afrofuturistic realms and giving access to all that are melaninated and able to let the beat walk them rather than walking to the beat.
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Interdimensional cripwalking was perfected and finessed by the Detroit based Surenio crip set, starting in 1988, who perfected the moves needed to open up gateways to further dimensions beyond those already accessed by the west coast OGs in the 70s. Fuelled by the deepest of the deep sounds emerging at the time in the Detroit techno scene, they upped the tempo and range of their c-walk, intoning deep sub-perceptible solfeggio frequencies in the basslines which they synchronized with their ancient tribal negro genetic memories of ancient ritualistic dances used to open netherportals in antedivulian sub-saharan africa in the time before the nephilim and annunakki. You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

Further finessing was needed as PCP or 'angel dust' entered the scene, causing negros to travel to rather unpleasant realms. Upon seeing incomprehensible monstrosities, several mishaps happened, portals were opened that shouldn't have been and so on, i.e. the case of the dog-woman of Watts, and Big Lurch's meeting with certain malevolent factions of Sirians causing total degradation of his already chemically lesioned brain and culminating with him eating his roommate. The genii behind Drexciya were successful in accessing subaquatic afrofuturistic realms and giving access to all that are melaninated and able to let the beat walk them rather than walking to the beat.
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they dont say where they got the donor poop.

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probably the bowels of hell like usuaul.
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probably the bowels of hell like usuaul.


I know someone who ended up with auto brewery syndrome. It really messed up his life. Everyone thought he was a bad drunk but it turns out not.
“She recreated the mountains not as she had originally seen them but as she eventually chose to perceive them, not only a capacity to observe the world but a capacity to alter his or her observation of it---which, in the end, is the capacity to alter the world, itself." Tom Robbins

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probably the bowels of hell like usuaul.


I know someone who ended up with auto brewery syndrome. It really messed up his life. Everyone thought he was a bad drunk but it turns out not.
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I know someone who ended up with auto brewery syndrome. It really messed up his life. Everyone thought he was a bad drunk but it turns out not.
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wow thats a special kind of suffering i hope he is recovered and well.  sorry i should not poke fun at such suffering.
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probably the bowels of hell like usuaul.


I know someone who ended up with auto brewery syndrome. It really messed up his life. Everyone thought he was a bad drunk but it turns out not.
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I know someone who ended up with auto brewery syndrome. It really messed up his life. Everyone thought he was a bad drunk but it turns out not.

wow thats a special kind of suffering i hope he is recovered and well.  sorry i should not poke fun at such suffering.
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How about this toobin  tribesman whipped it out for a quicky  from his "tool bin" or he could be another "shake-spear"  was wife sidelined with a yeast problem. he is a total whack job . Wasn't one of his professors Jacque Mihoff,, he really should have kept his toob in . Dump this chump in a land fill now

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I've heard there was a secret code
That Terry wrote and it pleased the lord
But you don't really care for numbers
Do ya.....

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I've heard there was a secret code
That Terry wrote and it pleased the lord
But you don't really care for numbers
Do ya.....

Numbers are the substructure of the cosmos. Gematria is a charlatans trick to bilk the profane

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