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Title: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: Museten on May 02, 2020, 01:24:01 AM
Figured I'd start a thread for funny stuff as I came across this and can't stop laughing.
Title: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: Museten on May 02, 2020, 01:26:12 AM
And another
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Post by: Grass is Green on May 03, 2020, 01:26:40 AM
Memes are my love language. This won 2019.


(https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/womanyellingcat-1573233850.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: Grass is Green on May 03, 2020, 01:40:11 AM
This will either annoy the shit out of you or make you laugh so hard you can't breathe.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvca-N1UWlo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvca-N1UWlo)
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Post by: MRCH on May 03, 2020, 02:46:40 AM
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This will either annoy the shit out of you or make you laugh so hard you can't breathe.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvca-N1UWlo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvca-N1UWlo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: Museten on May 04, 2020, 10:10:07 PM
Was listening to that Cena prank call the other day when this was posted.
Title: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: Museten on May 04, 2020, 10:11:05 PM
Meme
Title: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: MRCH on May 06, 2020, 03:01:15 AM
(https://i.4cdn.org/x/1588611102400.jpg)
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which ones make you laugh the most?
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Post by: Grass is Green on May 06, 2020, 02:15:37 PM
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(https://i.4cdn.org/x/1588611102400.jpg)
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which ones make you laugh the most?
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(https://i.4cdn.org/x/1588611102400.jpg)
i.4cdn. org/x/1588611102400.jpg
which ones make you laugh the most?

I just briefly looked and saw "coin operated glaciers." Wtf?
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Post by: Grass is Green on May 06, 2020, 02:17:38 PM
Making fun of the elites and their met gala ritual...https://www.instagram.com/_emilife/?hl=en (https://www.instagram.com/_emilife/?hl=en)
Title: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: Firefly369 on June 09, 2020, 06:38:50 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/3ryMCs7r/IMG-20200609-153705.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: William on June 09, 2020, 08:56:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4io8HBtX9pA
Title: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: William on June 28, 2020, 08:36:02 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/zvHXFjkm/Jamal.jpg)
Title: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: William on June 28, 2020, 08:54:09 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/tgmz1qSr/pow.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: nobody on June 30, 2020, 09:31:24 AM
One I made of our favorite youtuber
(https://im3.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-3-baece34f5651.gif)
Title: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: 01010010 on June 30, 2020, 03:46:40 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/D0SDUUC.jpg)
Title: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: nobody on June 30, 2020, 09:40:23 PM
damn my img got rekt

here goes again

(https://i.postimg.cc/SxRDf9m5/ezgif-3-baece34f5651.gif)
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Post by: Nrgiseternal on July 01, 2020, 02:16:24 AM
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One I made of our favorite youtuber
(https://im3.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-3-baece34f5651.gif)

.....
Title: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: Nrgiseternal on July 01, 2020, 02:16:49 AM
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(https://i.imgur.com/D0SDUUC.jpg)

This is the first thing I saw on fortune that made me laugh out loud and from that point on I was addicted to the site
Title: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: 01010010 on July 01, 2020, 05:13:01 AM
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(https://i.imgur.com/D0SDUUC.jpg)

This is the first thing I saw on fortune that made me laugh out loud and from that point on I was addicted to the site
i rarely physically laugh from memes, but this one too made me laugh hard.
Title: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: 01010010 on July 01, 2020, 05:16:21 AM
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damn my img got rekt

here goes again

(https://i.postimg.cc/SxRDf9m5/ezgif-3-baece34f5651.gif)
Dear students, today we will be learning about the shapeshifting dance of the jew.
Title: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: DimensionsOfYou on July 05, 2020, 02:38:38 PM
Quote
When a girl gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun.BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating box, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert
Title: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: DimensionsOfYou on July 08, 2020, 02:33:09 PM
Can't take credit for this but to good to not post.
jizzlane fuckswell
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Post by: The Watchers Recurrence on July 08, 2020, 06:08:08 PM
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Can't take credit for this but to good to not post.
jizzlane fuckswell

For those who aren't aware of what this meme is referring to, it's the following thread:

(https://i.postimg.cc/nzX2sHyt/jzzlnefckswll.png)

I fucked Ghlisline Maxwell
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/266968350/
Title: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: William on July 08, 2020, 08:36:16 PM
 (https://i.postimg.cc/wT9RxD1Y/Steve.png)
Title: Re: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: The Watchers Recurrence on July 23, 2020, 02:04:11 PM
PS4 controller joysticks are made out of dog noses.
Title: Re: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: 01010010 on August 13, 2020, 01:33:04 PM
I met a man who once told me he was able to travel forwards in time by crip walking on the day Mercury goes into retrograde. Does anyone here know the specific way to crip walk? He said it's a version that is only taught by the OG's.

prepare yourself by dressing totally in royal blue, save for a plain white tshirt underneath a button up. a bandana wrapped in durag style about your crown is absolutely necessary. gold chain is optional but i recommend it. take one 40 ounce of malt liquor (any gas station brand will do) and a pack of coconut swisher (MUST BE COCONUT) to your local housing project. find a crossroad situated in the middle of the housing project and wait. if your offering is accepted, you will be approved by an OG crip walk Master. offer them your gifts. you will then be given the option of: sexed in, beat in, or initiation murder. choose wisely. two will show weakness and you'll amount to nothing more than a lackie, and the master levels of this cult will be forever closed off to you. you must be in this for the long haul, the secret and highly guarded information of OG time travel crip walking will not be just handed to you. initiates take thair whole lives to achieve the worthiness. but if you get there, to that point, time will not matter to you, as you will be able to crip walk your way throughout the dimensions and select whatever time suits your whim. god speed anon.
Title: Re: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: Nrgiseternal on August 13, 2020, 07:31:46 PM
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I met a man who once told me he was able to travel forwards in time by crip walking on the day Mercury goes into retrograde. Does anyone here know the specific way to crip walk? He said it's a version that is only taught by the OG's.

prepare yourself by dressing totally in royal blue, save for a plain white tshirt underneath a button up. a bandana wrapped in durag style about your crown is absolutely necessary. gold chain is optional but i recommend it. take one 40 ounce of malt liquor (any gas station brand will do) and a pack of coconut swisher (MUST BE COCONUT) to your local housing project. find a crossroad situated in the middle of the housing project and wait. if your offering is accepted, you will be approved by an OG crip walk Master. offer them your gifts. you will then be given the option of: sexed in, beat in, or initiation murder. choose wisely. two will show weakness and you'll amount to nothing more than a lackie, and the master levels of this cult will be forever closed off to you. you must be in this for the long haul, the secret and highly guarded information of OG time travel crip walking will not be just handed to you. initiates take thair whole lives to achieve the worthiness. but if you get there, to that point, time will not matter to you, as you will be able to crip walk your way throughout the dimensions and select whatever time suits your whim. god speed anon.

Title: Re: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: Nrgiseternal on August 13, 2020, 07:38:44 PM
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I met a man who once told me he was able to travel forwards in time by crip walking on the day Mercury goes into retrograde. Does anyone here know the specific way to crip walk? He said it's a version that is only taught by the OG's.

prepare yourself by dressing totally in royal blue, save for a plain white tshirt underneath a button up. a bandana wrapped in durag style about your crown is absolutely necessary. gold chain is optional but i recommend it. take one 40 ounce of malt liquor (any gas station brand will do) and a pack of coconut swisher (MUST BE COCONUT) to your local housing project. find a crossroad situated in the middle of the housing project and wait. if your offering is accepted, you will be approved by an OG crip walk Master. offer them your gifts. you will then be given the option of: sexed in, beat in, or initiation murder. choose wisely. two will show weakness and you'll amount to nothing more than a lackie, and the master levels of this cult will be forever closed off to you. you must be in this for the long haul, the secret and highly guarded information of OG time travel crip walking will not be just handed to you. initiates take thair whole lives to achieve the worthiness. but if you get there, to that point, time will not matter to you, as you will be able to crip walk your way throughout the dimensions and select whatever time suits your whim. god speed anon.

You're the best. Sides are in orbit
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Post by: The Watchers Recurrence on August 13, 2020, 07:48:41 PM
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I met a man who once told me he was able to travel forwards in time by crip walking on the day Mercury goes into retrograde. Does anyone here know the specific way to crip walk? He said it's a version that is only taught by the OG's.

prepare yourself by dressing totally in royal blue, save for a plain white tshirt underneath a button up. a bandana wrapped in durag style about your crown is absolutely necessary. gold chain is optional but i recommend it. take one 40 ounce of malt liquor (any gas station brand will do) and a pack of coconut swisher (MUST BE COCONUT) to your local housing project. find a crossroad situated in the middle of the housing project and wait. if your offering is accepted, you will be approved by an OG crip walk Master. offer them your gifts. you will then be given the option of: sexed in, beat in, or initiation murder. choose wisely. two will show weakness and you'll amount to nothing more than a lackie, and the master levels of this cult will be forever closed off to you. you must be in this for the long haul, the secret and highly guarded information of OG time travel crip walking will not be just handed to you. initiates take thair whole lives to achieve the worthiness. but if you get there, to that point, time will not matter to you, as you will be able to crip walk your way throughout the dimensions and select whatever time suits your whim. god speed anon.

You're the best. Sides are in orbit

From this thread.

Crip walk time travel thread
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/25843324
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Post by: 01010010 on August 14, 2020, 12:53:51 AM
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I met a man who once told me he was able to travel forwards in time by crip walking on the day Mercury goes into retrograde. Does anyone here know the specific way to crip walk? He said it's a version that is only taught by the OG's.

prepare yourself by dressing totally in royal blue, save for a plain white tshirt underneath a button up. a bandana wrapped in durag style about your crown is absolutely necessary. gold chain is optional but i recommend it. take one 40 ounce of malt liquor (any gas station brand will do) and a pack of coconut swisher (MUST BE COCONUT) to your local housing project. find a crossroad situated in the middle of the housing project and wait. if your offering is accepted, you will be approved by an OG crip walk Master. offer them your gifts. you will then be given the option of: sexed in, beat in, or initiation murder. choose wisely. two will show weakness and you'll amount to nothing more than a lackie, and the master levels of this cult will be forever closed off to you. you must be in this for the long haul, the secret and highly guarded information of OG time travel crip walking will not be just handed to you. initiates take thair whole lives to achieve the worthiness. but if you get there, to that point, time will not matter to you, as you will be able to crip walk your way throughout the dimensions and select whatever time suits your whim. god speed anon.

You're the best. Sides are in orbit
Truly one of the funniest things Ive come across, laugh out loud everytime i read it  :D negromancy/black magic...
Title: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: DimensionsOfYou on August 15, 2020, 06:17:40 AM
Interdimensional cripwalking was perfected and finessed by the Detroit based Surenio crip set, starting in 1988, who perfected the moves needed to open up gateways to further dimensions beyond those already accessed by the west coast OGs in the 70s. Fuelled by the deepest of the deep sounds emerging at the time in the Detroit techno scene, they upped the tempo and range of their c-walk, intoning deep sub-perceptible solfeggio frequencies in the basslines which they synchronized with their ancient tribal negro genetic memories of ancient ritualistic dances used to open netherportals in antedivulian sub-saharan africa in the time before the nephilim and annunakki. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja-mdhH5lPk

Further finessing was needed as PCP or 'angel dust' entered the scene, causing negros to travel to rather unpleasant realms. Upon seeing incomprehensible monstrosities, several mishaps happened, portals were opened that shouldn't have been and so on, i.e. the case of the dog-woman of Watts, and Big Lurch's meeting with certain malevolent factions of Sirians causing total degradation of his already chemically lesioned brain and culminating with him eating his roommate. The genii behind Drexciya were successful in accessing subaquatic afrofuturistic realms and giving access to all that are melaninated and able to let the beat walk them rather than walking to the beat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOstAZFJTI
Title: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: 01010010 on August 15, 2020, 11:24:25 AM
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Interdimensional cripwalking was perfected and finessed by the Detroit based Surenio crip set, starting in 1988, who perfected the moves needed to open up gateways to further dimensions beyond those already accessed by the west coast OGs in the 70s. Fuelled by the deepest of the deep sounds emerging at the time in the Detroit techno scene, they upped the tempo and range of their c-walk, intoning deep sub-perceptible solfeggio frequencies in the basslines which they synchronized with their ancient tribal negro genetic memories of ancient ritualistic dances used to open netherportals in antedivulian sub-saharan africa in the time before the nephilim and annunakki. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja-mdhH5lPk

Further finessing was needed as PCP or 'angel dust' entered the scene, causing negros to travel to rather unpleasant realms. Upon seeing incomprehensible monstrosities, several mishaps happened, portals were opened that shouldn't have been and so on, i.e. the case of the dog-woman of Watts, and Big Lurch's meeting with certain malevolent factions of Sirians causing total degradation of his already chemically lesioned brain and culminating with him eating his roommate. The genii behind Drexciya were successful in accessing subaquatic afrofuturistic realms and giving access to all that are melaninated and able to let the beat walk them rather than walking to the beat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOstAZFJTI
(https://i.4cdn.org/x/1597341527082.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Stuff/memes
Post by: Undestroyer on August 19, 2020, 10:03:48 PM
they dont say where they got the donor poop.

https://www.sciencealert.com/a-poop-transplant-fixed-a-particularly-resistant-case-of-auto-brewery-syndrome

probably the bowels of hell like usuaul.
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Post by: Iamme on August 26, 2020, 12:16:07 PM
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they dont say where they got the donor poop.

https://www.sciencealert.com/a-poop-transplant-fixed-a-particularly-resistant-case-of-auto-brewery-syndrome (https://www.sciencealert.com/a-poop-transplant-fixed-a-particularly-resistant-case-of-auto-brewery-syndrome)

probably the bowels of hell like usuaul.


I know someone who ended up with auto brewery syndrome. It really messed up his life. Everyone thought he was a bad drunk but it turns out not.
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Post by: Undestroyer on August 27, 2020, 01:37:02 AM
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they dont say where they got the donor poop.

https://www.sciencealert.com/a-poop-transplant-fixed-a-particularly-resistant-case-of-auto-brewery-syndrome (https://www.sciencealert.com/a-poop-transplant-fixed-a-particularly-resistant-case-of-auto-brewery-syndrome)

probably the bowels of hell like usuaul.


I know someone who ended up with auto brewery syndrome. It really messed up his life. Everyone thought he was a bad drunk but it turns out not.
quote author=Iamme link=topic=538.msg6434#msg6434 date=1598458567]
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they dont say where they got the donor poop.

https://www.sciencealert.com/a-poop-transplant-fixed-a-particularly-resistant-case-of-auto-brewery-syndrome (https://www.sciencealert.com/a-poop-transplant-fixed-a-particularly-resistant-case-of-auto-brewery-syndrome)

probably the bowels of hell like usuaul.


I know someone who ended up with auto brewery syndrome. It really messed up his life. Everyone thought he was a bad drunk but it turns out not.
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wow thats a special kind of suffering i hope he is recovered and well.  sorry i should not poke fun at such suffering.
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Post by: sheepdog on October 20, 2020, 10:00:48 AM
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they dont say where they got the donor poop.

https://www.sciencealert.com/a-poop-transplant-fixed-a-particularly-resistant-case-of-auto-brewery-syndrome (https://www.sciencealert.com/a-poop-transplant-fixed-a-particularly-resistant-case-of-auto-brewery-syndrome)

probably the bowels of hell like usuaul.


I know someone who ended up with auto brewery syndrome. It really messed up his life. Everyone thought he was a bad drunk but it turns out not.
quote author=Iamme link=topic=538.msg6434#msg6434 date=1598458567]
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they dont say where they got the donor poop.

https://www.sciencealert.com/a-poop-transplant-fixed-a-particularly-resistant-case-of-auto-brewery-syndrome (https://www.sciencealert.com/a-poop-transplant-fixed-a-particularly-resistant-case-of-auto-brewery-syndrome)

probably the bowels of hell like usuaul.


I know someone who ended up with auto brewery syndrome. It really messed up his life. Everyone thought he was a bad drunk but it turns out not.

wow thats a special kind of suffering i hope he is recovered and well.  sorry i should not poke fun at such suffering.
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How about this toobin  tribesman whipped it out for a quicky  from his "tool bin" or he could be another "shake-spear"  was wife sidelined with a yeast problem. he is a total whack job . Wasn't one of his professors Jacque Mihoff,, he really should have kept his toob in . Dump this chump in a land fill now